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Champagne Problems

For alcohol enthusiasts
Cocktails with a wink and a whip

A bubbling menu for the bold, the beautiful, and the slightly unhinged.

Designed by the Showgirl herself.

 

Hosted, darling.

Unlimited and on me until dinner so sip with confidence and pace yourself like you’ve got a main event to survive.

Miss Behave

Passionfruit vodka, lime, pineapple juice, prosecco sidecar
Crisp, cold, and commanding. She enters stage left in sequins and silence.
Cue line: “She sips, she smirks, she exits with your spotlight.”

Pink Pussy

Pomegranate vodka, lime, moscato

She’s sweet, she’s tart, and she never texts first.

Cue line: “She doesn’t stir—she stirs trouble.”

Black Widow

Vodka, lychee syrup, pineapple, prosecco
She’s not sweet—she’s strategic. Lychee lies, pineapple power plays.
Cue line: "She’s the climax, not the compromise.”

Sober in Sequins

Pineapple juice, passionfruit, lime, sparkling water
Cue line: “Still sparkling. Still dangerous.”

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